What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What tea do footballers drink?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?