What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?