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What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

My brother is my partner in crime.