How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why do bees gossip?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?