What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
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