What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
Where do burgers like to dance?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How long do chickens work?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What animal has the most fun?
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