What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the foal cough?
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