What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What tree has the most bark?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
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