What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is another name for a cow?
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