What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

How do you grill cheese?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why did the tomato turn red?