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Why was the man stuck at the party?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What does a cat go to sleep on?