What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What season begins with a thud?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why was the dairy grumpy?