If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Bears love exotic cars.

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?