Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
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What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
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