What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?