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What do you call an Irish spider?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?