Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?