What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?