What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Where do books sleep?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why are baseball games at night?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?