Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did the chicken cross the net?