Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?