What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
A wanna-bee.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
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