Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

It's allergy season again?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?