What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What school subject really rocks?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What building always gets stains on it?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?