What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Which animal is the most religious?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..