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Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

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How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

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How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?