Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What kind of music do planets like?

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

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Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

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Who's the biggest downer in baseball?