How do you get kids to do something?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

How do you make a bandstand?