How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What animal floats best?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What fish only swims at night?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?