Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What tree has the most bark?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's the scariest letter?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?