My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?