What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
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What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Which state has the best streets?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
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