Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What condiment has wings?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What money do cats use to go shopping?