Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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