What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

How do automobiles fly?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What day is your mom always right?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why do trees hate going to school?