What animal always goes to heaven?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What is the smallest lion?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?