What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Where do milkshakes come from?