Where does money love to go shopping?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

How do birds threaten one another?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?