Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What bird helps you stay dry?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why are bakers also often hippies?