Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why are frogs always happy?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What is the emptiest holiday?