Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do bunnies stay fit?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
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