What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?