Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why did the whale cross the road?