Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What sport do horses love to play?