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They have a lot of patients.
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Which CIA agent is the best baker?
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How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Which relative loves rice?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
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What do fish do at parades?
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How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
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