What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Baking soda.
How does the moon cut her hair?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
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