Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Which founding father loves to sing?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?