What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

How much does freedom weigh?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Do dads always snore?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?