Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do bees chew?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?