What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
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