What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do fish do at parades?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call an animal pop star?
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