What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why are trees always so positive?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What are you studying in math?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
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