Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What fish only swims at night?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

How do you organize a space party?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do you call a sad latte?