How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?