What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What is a table you can eat?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
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