What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What game do bats excel at?
Why was the bud so shy?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
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