What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?