Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do fish use for glasses?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?