What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

How can you make 7 even?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?