What do you eat on July 5th?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Which insect makes the best father?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?