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What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

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Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

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