Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Where do polar bears vote?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's the richest basketball team?

What is the smallest lion?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?