What does winter fat turn into?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?