My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What should you wear to a tea party?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

How do horses navigate at night?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?