Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Families are like fudge.

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

How do you get straight A's?