What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Where do actors go to pray?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?