What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?