What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?