What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.