What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What is a cow's dream job?

Where do hamsters come from?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?