What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?