What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
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