What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
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