What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
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