What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did the fish blush?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.