Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Which insect is the smartest?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What condiment has wings?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Where does money love to go shopping?

What words make the best athletes?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?