What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What do jokesters study in college?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do bees get to school?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
The museum curator needed a break.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call two birds in love?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
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