What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What's the slowest 5k?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?