What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
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