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What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Families are like fudge.

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?