What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
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