What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Surprise!!!!
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
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