What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Who invented fractions?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
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