Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?