What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?