What did you learn in school today, son?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Do dads always snore?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What season begins with a thud?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's a pastor's favorite city?