What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Which animals make the best football players?

What season begins with a thud?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?