What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What tea do footballers drink?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?