What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What is the coolest country?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?