Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?