Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What condiment has wings?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What does the sun drink out of?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What sport can waiters play really well?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?