Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
I'm not a bad putter.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
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