What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
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