Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you call an old snowman?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Which superhero is best at baseball?