What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
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