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What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why are turtles so shy?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Which dog loves to rob banks?