Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where do polar bears vote?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What does winter fat turn into?
How did the toad die?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What kind of music do planets like?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How does a barber get to work?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
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