What do you call an insincere horse?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Did you know about April 1st?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?