What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

How do amoebas make calls?