What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do bees say in the summer?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What is the coolest country?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why was the bee sad?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What is the loneliest cheese?