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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why are goats so funny?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call hiking college students?

How do you get straight A's?

Where do polar bears store their money?