Why did the foal cough?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What is a table you can eat?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Where does laundry go to college?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?