What insect runs away from everything?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?