Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the echo get detention?