Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
I'm not a bad putter.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why is furniture so generous?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
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