Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
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What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
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