Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
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