Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
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What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How do amoebas make calls?
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Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
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