What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?