Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What horn never makes a sound?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why is winter considered holy?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What math figure is also in the band?