Why don't ants get sick?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

How does a cow do math?

Why do cats love to work?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What season begins with a thud?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Which subject has two parts?