What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
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