Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do you give a sick pig?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Where do surfers go to school?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?