What did the shower say to the toilet?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?