Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?