What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?