What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
How do you make antifreeze?
What do cows like to dance to?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where does breakfast live?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
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