What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
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