What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do polar bears vote?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
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