What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
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