What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
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