What do you do when two snails fight?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why was the tire self-conscious?