What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do cows like to dance to?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

How much does freedom weigh?