What games do ants play with elephants?

What is the strongest animal?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?