What's the most masculine animal?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?