Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the echo get detention?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?