What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
The dentist!
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
When does a horse talk?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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